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Bob in Western Pennsylvania wrote in with this one.

"I was shopping at an adult-oriented store last week and noticed they wanted nearly Twenty dollars for a similarly shaped device. I was stunned! My Milk-Cap Rings are free. Why would I want one that vibrated anyway?"

Alice in Wisconsin sent this in.

"A lot of my friends have been collecting quarters since they started this different quarter for each state thing. That's going to cost them at least $12 dollars to get the whole set. That's just crazy!!! I may not be a mathematician but free is free, right? I've collected twice as many Milk-Cap Rings and they were all free!!! My collection doesn't weigh as much as theirs either. I can carry my entire collection around with me and they all fit in just one pocket. I never have to worry about the weight of them pulling my pants down. That happened to Marci last week. So embarrassing".

Paul from Brooklyn had this to say.

"Without going into a lot of detail, suffice it to say, it was very important that I draw a nearly perfect circle. Now I know what you're thinking... the Milk-Cap Ring is a perfect circle. I tried that first. It's too flexible. Use the cap instead if you need to draw a circle. That's really all I had to say except that I wouldn't give up my Milk-Cap Rings for the world!!! I love you guy's man!