Milk-Cap Ring Fun Facts

-It was a milk-cap ring that led prehistoric man to invent the wheel.

-In ancient Rome it was the custom for a man to give the woman he wanted to marry a milk-cap ring. This led to our modern-day wedding bands. If you have a woman you really want to impress, give her a milk-cap ring. After you explain the ancient Roman custom to her, she may stop beating the crap out of you.

-In the 14th Century, Nordic mariners used them to navigate. Although this fact is confirmed, we have not yet discovered how this was done.

-The picture of the President you see hanging in government offices all across this great land depicts a happy man as evidenced by the smile on his face. He’s got his Milk-Cap Ring in his pocket!!!

-At one of the major award ceremonies in Hollywood last year, an actress wore a dress made entirely of gold credit cards. Inspired by that genius, designers are working feverishly to create a line of clothing made of milk-cap rings. These fine pieces of outerwear should be on the market Spring 2010.