Oldest Milk-Cap Ring Found!

Recently archaeologists’, digging in the Gobi Desert, unearthed what is now known to be the oldest milk-cap ring in existence. Strangely enough, the dig site is an ancient mime school already determined to pre-date the one discovered in France. Mime experts on site were initially confounded with the object. “We just didn’t know what the thing was…” stated the project’s leader. “It wasn’t until after we conferred with some of our colleagues back home that we were able to solve the mystery.”

It makes one ponder… What is it these ancient mimes knew that the modern mimes of today have long since forgotten?